Red Nose Day for Comic Relief 2023

We celebrated Red Nose Day for Comic Relief on Friday 17th March 2023 by collecting in donations from children and their family and dressing up as either Mr. Men characters from the Roger Hargreaves book collection or in red clothes. Thank you to all the families who helped their children take part. We also held a 'Joke-a-thon' in each class and the winning joke from each class was told in assembly. Our winners and their jokes are below:

 

Class
Winner
Joke

Cherry

Rumaisa

Why was Cinderella rubbish at football?
Because she always ran away from the ball!

Beech

Poppy

Where did the sheep go on holiday?
The Baa-hamas!

Fir

Haider

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies!

Oak

Amina

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet!

Pine

Jayramdas

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
Because the students were so bright!

Maple

Eva

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing!

Willow

Mya

Why did the little girl stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said ‘concentrate’!

Ash

Falak

Why was the snowman looking in a carrot bag?
Because he was picking his nose!

Elm

Muneeb

Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed!

Silver Birch

Georgia

Doctor: Send in the next patient.
Nurse: Okay. Sir, the doctor is ready for you.
Patient: Okay. What’s up, Doc?
Doctor: Take a seat. I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you have 24 hours to live but the bad news is I was supposed to tell you yesterday!

Sycamore

Azaan

Why did the banana go the hospital?
He wasn’t peeling very well!

Chestnut

Abu-Bakr

There’s a boy on a metal man hole cover shouting “16, 16, 16”. A man sees the boy and asks, “What’re you doing?"
You should try it!” he replies. The man jumps on the man hole cover and and shouts “16, 16, 16”. The boy lifts the lid and the man falls down a man hole. The puts the lid back on and jumps back on the man hole cover and shouts “17, 17, 17”.

Elder

Sufyan

What do you call a girl that sounds like an ambulance?
Ni-na, Ni-na!